Alias: Hugh Jackman
Partner in crime: Deborra-Lee Furness
It's not easy taming the Wolverine, Jackman's scruffy Marvel Comics alter-ego, whom he first channeled in 2000's X-Men. "I've almost been pummeled as people try to get to him," Furness, who wed the actor in 1996, told the New York Post in 2011. "Literally, they will push you out of the way," which tempts her to say, "Hi, I'm chopped liver. How do you do?"