•  photo | Jessica Simpson, John Mayer

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Published: Thursday November 18, 2010 15:00 PM EST


"That girl is like crack cocaine to me...Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
– John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy

"He'll never have this napalm again."
– Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View