•  photo | Jimmy Kimmel, Kate Gosselin

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Published: Friday August 19, 2011 06:00 AM EDT


"[Kate said] she will now devote more time to motivational speaking. Why not? She's already motivated millions of people to not have kids."
Jimmy Kimmel, on Kate Gosselin's new career following the cancellation of Kate Plus 8, in his opening monologue