•  photo | Matt Damon, Michael Douglas

Credit: Claudette Barius/HBO

Published: Monday September 23, 2013 00:00 AM EDT


"This is a two-hander. You're only as good as your other hand … You want the bottom or the top?"
Behind the Candelabra's Michael Douglas, thanking costar Matt Damon in an innuendo-filled acceptance speech for best actor in a miniseries or movie