12:33 PM EDT 12/16/2014
Originally posted 05/27/2014 10:30AM
The reviews are in: FOX's I Wanna Marry 'Harry', a dating show in which 12 out-of-the-loop American women compete for the affections of a stranger they've been told is Prince Harry, is a stupefying mess. As PEOPLE's Tom Gliatto explains, "What should be jolly good stupidity is just stupid."
Which is a shame because, as our real-life experience has taught us, there are thousands (if not millions) of American women out there hoping for a shot at the British prince. Don't their aspirations deserve to be treated with respect?
We think they do, which is why we're stepping in with a comprehensive guide to dating Prince Harry. Follow these rules if you want the best chance of charming the newly single prince.
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