Next up for Samuel L. Jackson: Olympics commentator.
The actor is offering his insight on the Summer Games (and their "putz" announcers) via Twitter, tackling gymnastics, swimming and more with his unique insight. Check out some of the best zingers from his Twitter. (Warning: His account contains NSFW language – although it's often creatively spelled.) And don't forget to follow People on Twitter for all your celeb news!
Water Polo
Hey y'all, more Water Polo dopeness!US vs Hungary, HOTTNESS in a shoot out!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) July 30, 2012
Gymnastics
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 1, 2012
Whoa.... Russian girl still doing Drunk Babe landings!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
Uh Oh, Pommel Horse next! Thass like Balance Beam for dudes! Horse def has US men's numba! Oh well, Go USA!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 2, 2012
Track & Field
Sanya sends message to 400 field! The view in the Finals: Elbows, Shoesoles & There She Goes!!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 5, 2012
Tennis
"SERENA WINS GOLD!!!! Bizzy cleaning off the toe of her shoe afta kicking ALL that Sharapova a–! Go USA!"
Congrats to Andy Murray for taking that GOLD! Brits getting' their G Jefferson on! Movin' On Up!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 5, 2012
Rapid Fire Pistol
"Men's Rapid Fire Pistol is Off da Chain! The glasses, da Gats...no Recoil! Steady hands & nobody's holdin' their s– SIDEWAYS!"
Volleyball
I like that we have a dude named Priddy, on the US Vollyball team. Makes me think of "The Mack", Pretty Tony!....ok, really random.
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 3, 2012
General Hatred of Olympic Commentators
Commentator dude spends a Lot of time yakking about the negatives of the gymnasts... Even the Americans.
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 1, 2012
"OK, so the Russian almost busts her A– a few times on the BEAM, Damn near FALLS on the dismount & OUR guy says PHENOMINAL?!"
"Announcer dude 1/2 way dogged Gabby then really dogged Allie! Muzzle that B–h!!"
