Getting real about hormonal issues:
"I don't want to talk about that night [I won my Oscar], I had a whole meltdown. It was a series of things. It was a birth control confusion so I was like hormonal, I fell on my face, I forgot to thank the director, so I was just like 'What does it all mean? Nothing!' I came home crying and then my friend ordered the wrong pizza, it wasn't thin crust, it was thick crust, and I was just like [sobbing]."
– On The Graham Norton Show
Being honest about stage fright:
"I pee when I get scared… and when I'm nervous. Like backstage I just peed every three seconds. I think your staff thinks I have diarrhea."
– On Chelsea Lately
Appreciating Earth's natural toilet:
"That was the most fun part of Catching Fire. [Josh and I] could run into the ocean and pee together."
– At a Hunger Games: Catching Fire Facebook panel
Opening up about adventures in sex toys:
"Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs, it's a long story… So I had a copious amount of butt plugs, tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors, huge amount of different colored butt plugs, and then the maid was coming so I was like 'I'll just shove this under the bed so she doesn't see all these butt plugs because she might not know they're for a joke.' And then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table."
– On Conan
"I saw my brother smoking out of a bong before one of the Oscars and yeah, [I took a little hit]."
– On Watch What Happens Live
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Revealing her "big time puker" status:
"I puked yesterday. I'm a puker. I'm a big time puker. I think that I don't stop working, 'cause I'm a show pony. I don't have a choice, so I just keep going I think until eventually my body is like, 'If we don't make her barf or pass out she won't stop.' "
– On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Leaving no bodily function behind:
"I went to the emergency room. I just had this really bad pain for like three weeks and you can only, you know, s---- your pants so many times a day before you have to go to the emergency room."
– On Late Show With David Letterman
Reiterating her "big time puker" status:
"But this time [after the Oscars] I was like 'I'm going out' and I puked all over. There's this big fancy party, this Guy Oseary and Madonna party. If you get invited you're, you know, super important. And I puked on his porch. I was in such bad condition and I look behind me while I'm puking and Miley Cyrus is there like 'Get it together.' "
– On Late Night with Seth Meyers
Talking up her most impressive talents:
"I'm the fastest pee-er ever. I'm famous for it."
– To Rolling Stone
Creeping like the best of 'em:
"[John Stamos] was at a party and I turned into the most perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I lost my mind."
– On Conan