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First off, what a monologue. We don't envy whoever's hosting next year:
Russell and Ryan, bantering like pros!
Tracy Morgan stars in The Danish Girl.
Same, Sarah. Same.
Sam Smith sang his song from the latest Bond film. (It won an Oscar. The song, not the film.)
Stacey Dash was there for a walk-on joke that referenced a Twitter controversy.
Alicia Vikander won!
Tina Fey was drinking! (As were we all.)
The bear from The Revanant was happy for everyone!
C-3PO, R2 and BB-8 made everyone happy!
The Weeknd performed his 50 Shades song.
Lady Gaga sang, dramatically.
Everyone gave 87-year-old Ennio Morricone a standing ovation for his first Oscar!
Sam Smith gave a very emotional acceptance speech.
Brie Larson won and high-fived her good luck charm Jacob Tremblay!
Leo won, the moment the literal … actual ... entire world was waiting for!
And finally, Michael Keaton and Morgan Freeman ate Girl Scout Cookies.
See you next year, Academy!
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