Do they boast pretty options? We'd be offended if there weren't. Are they financially responsible? Yes – but only if your first name starts with a K.
Keep scrolling to see how the Kardashian-Jenner and Goop Mother's Day gift guides rank up.
Most Random GiftKardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: Woodlot Palo Santo Bundle ($12)
Goop Gift Guide: Ernest Hemingway Elephant Set Coffee Table Book ($349)
Who wins? Kardashian-Jenners! Mostly because mom has every intention of keeping Cindy Crawford's Becoming front-and-center in her dining room.
Most Practical GiftKardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: XO Mom Card ($5)
Goop Gift Guide: Travel Adaptor with USB Ports ($28)
Who wins? Goop! Something tells us ordering a travel adaptor for our globe-trotting mom is more worthwhile than shopping online for a card.
Most WTF GiftKardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: Hermés Champagne Bucket ($4,200)
Goop Gift Guide: Walters Faith 18K Rose Gold Necklace ($3,250)
Who wins? Kardashian-Jenners! Pretty sure mom would go on an epic shopping spree with that kind of dough.
The "When Would Mom Ever Use This?" GiftKardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: AVF Acrylic Candy Bowl ($425)
Goop Gift Guide: Fossil Q Touchscreen Smartwatch ($295)
Who wins? Goop! Has she even owned a watch since buying her first iPhone?
The Gift Mom Would Appreciate the MostKardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: Nordstrom's CozyChic Robe ($99)
Goop Gift Guide: Bump All in One Wall Charger ($65)
Who wins? Goop! A wall charger and portable backup power bank in one. Genius.