Academy Awards 2008

Oh No They Didn't! Oscar Night's Best Quotes

Heidi Klum makes like a squirrel, Halle Berry gets a makeover and more quips from the stars

photo | Samantha Bee

"Welcome to the makeup sex."

– Host Jon Stewart, acknowledging the end of the writers strike as he opened the 80th Annual Academy Awards

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CREDIT: Kevin Winter/Getty

PUBLISHED: MONDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2008 12:00 AM EST

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