Academy Awards 2008

Oh No They Didn't! Oscar Night's Best Quotes

Heidi Klum makes like a squirrel, Halle Berry gets a makeover and more quips from the stars

photo | Jason Bateman

"It's amazing how real it looks,"

– Jason Bateman, joking with Ryan Seacrest about George Clooney's perfectly coiffed hair

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CREDIT: Amy Sancetta/AP; INSET:TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty

PUBLISHED: MONDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2008 12:00 AM EST

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