Academy Awards 2008

Oh No They Didn't! Oscar Night's Best Quotes

Heidi Klum makes like a squirrel, Halle Berry gets a makeover and more quips from the stars

"I would tell people, but it would [reveal] how old you are."

– George Clooney, joking with red carpet correspondent Lisa Rinna (on the TV Guide Channel) after she asked him to remember how long they've known each other

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CREDIT: Chris Carlson/AP; INSET:Lisa Rose/JPI

PUBLISHED: MONDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2008 12:00 AM EST

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