Bachelors 2008

ANDY & AKIVA

The Saturday Night Live star and SNL writer first met at their Berkeley, Calif., middle school. Since then, they've fine-tuned their pickup act. "We get a giant trench coat, and one gets on the other one's shoulders, so we're like a giant," says Samberg, 29. Explains Schaffer, 30: "We're into really tall girls."