MTV Video Music Awards 2013

Best MTV VMA One-Liners

Britney Spears takes a pass on Lady Gaga, Beyoncé shares a secret and more of the night's most memorable quips

"He's the same chicken, Nicki. He's just healthier!"
– Slimmed-down star Jonah Hill, using a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to hit back at detractors who believe his weight loss undermines his comedic skills

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