Best of 2011

21 Best Celeb Quotes of 2011

From Jessica Simpson to the Bronx Zoo cobra, see whose LOL one-liners made headlines this year

"I didn't meet them. I was shoved out of the way by Jennifer Lopez. Uh oh, I shouldn't have said that."
Mary Louise Parker, on missing the chance encounter of a lifetime with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at the BAFTA gala, to PEOPLE