Best of 2011

21 Best Celeb Quotes of 2011

From Jessica Simpson to the Bronx Zoo cobra, see whose LOL one-liners made headlines this year

  •  photo | Chris Martin, Jay-Z

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Updated: Monday Nov 21, 2011 | 02:00 PM EST By: Christie LaRusso

"In Britain, they're like, 'How are you friends with Jay-Z?' It's almost like they're jealous. It's the same with my wife: 'How the f--- did you manage to do that?' And my answer is: 'I have no idea.'"
Gwyneth Paltrow's husband and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, to Pitchfork