Jan. 16, 2007 | 01:30 AM EST

They Said What? Best Quotes from the Night's Winners

Hugh Laurie Photo by: Paul Drinkwater / WireImage
They Said What? Best Quotes from the Night's Winners
• "People are falling all over themselves to send you free shoes and free cufflinks and colonic irrigations for two. Nobody ever offers you a free acceptance speech. There just seems to be a gap in the market. I would love to be able to pull out a speech by Dolce & Gabbana."
Hugh Laurie, best actor in a TV drama winner for House

• "You do not know how much this does for my confidence!"
Jennifer Hudson, upon winning best supporting actress for Dreamgirls

• "You don't know what this does for my confidence!"
Clint Eastwood, winning for his film Letters from Iwo Jima

• "I'm not going to be remotely funny."
Kyra Sedgwick, accepting the award for best dramatic actress (or as presenter Tina Fey put it, "the least humorous performance by a female") for The Closer

• "Oh shut up, its not that long."
Meryl Streep, as she pulled out a written speech upon winning for The Devil Wears Prada. Her speech ended up clocking in at four minutes.

• "I used to think that prizes were damaging and divisive, until I got one. And now they seem sort of meaningful and real."
Bill Nighy, winning a Globe for Gideon's Daughter

• "I got bottles of moisturizers older than Tom Hanks."
Warren Beatty, upon accepting his lifetime achievement award after presenter Hanks reminded him several time he was named "Most Promising Newcomer" in 1962

Sacha Baron Cohen Photo by: Reg Vagas / celebrityphoto
They Said What? Best Quotes from the Night's Winners| Sacha Baron Cohen
• "I saw some dark parts of America ... an ugly side of America ... a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my costar Ken Davitian. Ken, when I was in that scene and I stared down at your two wrinkled Golden Globes on my chin, I thought to myself, I better win a bloody award for this."
Sacha Baron Cohen, accepting his best actor award for Borat

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