Jan. 26, 2007 | 02:00 PM EST

An Urgent Transmission from Jack Bauer

Kiefer Sutherland Photo by: Paul Drinkwater / NBCU
An Urgent Transmission from Jack Bauer | Kiefer Sutherland
Kiefer Sutherland chatted with PEOPLE at a party for his network, FOX, about who he wants to win at the SAG Awards this Sunday. Great guy, but with our love for 24 we'd rather re-imagine that the conversation went something like this ...

The following takes place between 7:10 p.m. and 7:15 p.m.:

A cell phone rings and Jack Bauer (a.k.a. Kiefer Sutherland, SAG Award nominee)picks up.

PEOPLE: We've been given an assignment to find out who is a shoo-in to win this weekend's SAG award for best actor in a drama and we need your help.
I have to tell you that I have been a huge fan of Forest Whitaker for so many years, but I have to say that his performance in The Last King of Scotland was breathtaking.

Can he be trusted?
I happen to know Forest quite well and he's a very, very shy quiet man.

We noticed that at the Globes!
The energy he puts forward in that performance, there isn't a single moment in that film that I am not scared that his character is going to fly off the handle.

Sounds like a certain CTU agent we know.
It's a very difficult thing to do as an actor so I was really thrilled to see him win the Golden Globe and he's just a fantastic actor.

But do you really think scenes involving torture, madness and scenery chewing will win him a SAG? I mean, doesn't it seem a little excessive?
(Dial tone)

Jack? Hello?

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