Pop Quiz: John Mayer's Musings on Romance

Who can't he get over? Who is like sexual napalm? Spot the outspoken singer's real (and fake) quotes

Correct Answer: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Although he reportedly wrote "Your Body Is a Wonderland" about Jennifer Love Hewitt – whom he dated in 2002 – Mayer apparently never explored the wonderland personally, joking during an impromptu comedy routine at the Laugh Factory that he never had sex with the actress. He later apologized to Hewitt for oversharing.