Funniest. Presents. Ever.

MUSTACHE PACIFIER

Stick this sucker in a wailing baby's mouth and not only will it quiet down the little one, but it'll get a smile from even the most sleep-deprived, crabby parents. We call that a win-win.

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Funniest. Presents. Ever.

UNICORN HORN FOR PETS

While other cats and dogs are stuck wearing lame reindeer antlers, your furry friend will be decked out in this unique headpiece. And in case you were wondering, they make a human version as well. Just think of the epic Instragam photo op.

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Funniest. Presents. Ever.

'80s IPHONE CASE

Admit it: You were always jealous of Zack Morris's cell. Now you can finally fulfill a childhood dream with this clunker. Bonus: You'll never have to dig for it at the bottom of your purse.

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Funniest. Presents. Ever.

LIKE & DISLIKE STAMPS

Perfect for anyone who approves memos, or a teacher with tons of papers to grade, these two stamps get your opinion across with just a flick of the wrist.

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Funniest. Presents. Ever.

CAT SCRATCH PAD

DJ Kitty Kat on the ones and twos. Allow your feline to sharpen its claws while sharpening its spinning skills. The pad doesn't actually play music, but we encourage you to put on "Who Let the Dogs Out" while your cat's scratching.

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