10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"LOL. Cute hat @RussellCrowe. You wear it well. Maybe we should perform a Toxic/Work Song mashup ;)"
Britney Spears, complimenting the Les Misérables star's striking resemblance to her "Toxic" video persona, on Twitter

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I'm not going to get married, Ryan. I'm not interested in that. I don't have to prove to people that I'm straight."
Chelsea Handler, after pestering guest Ryan Seacrest on when he's going to pop the question to girlfriend Julianne Hough, on her talk show

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"As far as I'm concerned, it is Beyoncé's world and we are just living in it."
Anderson Cooper, defending the singer on her lip-synching controversy, on AC360

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"What's that, Jimmy? Is there a new host in town? And his initials are MD. That's right, the doctor is in."
Matt Damon, in a "revenge video" promoting his appearance – and ongoing "feud" – on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, on YouTube

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop."
Angelina Jolie, on how her six kids keep her grounded, to British magazine Total Film

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I feel like when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to be hit in the face with a baseball bat, and just wake me up when it's over."
Kristen Bell, detailing her ideal birthing plan, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"To address the most significant event of the weekend, I love her bangs."
President Barack Obama, weighing in on the most important talking point during his second inauguration – First Lady Michelle Obama's new do, at an inaugural ball

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"It was probably a classic example of me probably being too much army and not enough prince."
Prince Harry, speaking out about his infamous naked Vegas photo scandal, in a newly released interview during his deployment in Afghanistan

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"For the most masculine man I've ever laid eyes on, I've never heard such a girlie sound."
Naomi Watts, whose partner Liev Schreiber was surprised by a poisonous frog during a trip to Thailand, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I've got skills, it's easy."
Heidi Klum, who demonstrated her Golden Globes table-dancing skills to Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show

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