10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I, like, lost my mind."
Jennifer Lawrence, on meeting celebrity crush John Stamos, on Conan

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"Chuck Norris is my father."
Justin Bieber, who jokingly revealed a shocking paternity announcement on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I'm over the moon about the royal baby. But I really can't mount an argument in favor of monarchy. Is that treason? Do I have to turn in my passport?"
Keira Knightley, weighing in on Britain's royal family, to Marie Claire

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"Just goes to show you – if you let the internet decide, it will always choose cats."
Jimmy Kimmel, on Monopoly's newest token decided by an online vote

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"She wants to listen to 'Gangnam Style' and apparently [it's] a big hit among 3-year-olds right now."
New Girl star Max Greenfield, revealing his daughter's favorite song on Anderson

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"Not a damn clue! If I did I would have worn something besides Uggs and a sweatshirt with no bra."
Kelly Clarkson, on fiancé Brandon Blackstock's surprise proposal, to PEOPLE

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"We watch a lot of Dateline. That's usually a hot night in the house, uncovering murders."
Jessica Alba, on date nights with husband Cash Warren, to Women's Health

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I'm basically the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life."
– New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who underwent lap band surgery in February to lose weight, on The Late Show with David Letterman

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville, on seeking revenge on ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, in her new memoir Drinking & Tweeting

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier."
Betty White, on getting better with age

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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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