Keep in mind: The fluffier the feline, the better the 'do! For optimal volume, don a Maine coon or Persian.
Preparation is key, so give your cat some treats before styling to avoid a deer-in-the-headlights look.
Don't be afraid to borrow from history. Historians believe this is how Jesus would have worn his cat.
For fly-aways, we recommend hair products infused with catnip.
It takes a lot of balance to lay a cat in a flattering light.