Between the pink sapphires and private planes, Tuesday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a glam slam – but at least Lisa Rinna was keeping it hilariously real.
"To stay relevant, I've had to reinvent myself over and over and over again," said Rinna, who had lunch with her new, 25-year-old "hustler" agent. "I need someone who is working day and f---ing night."
Added Rinna, joking only somewhat dryly about the infamous Depend commercial she did: "I got paid more money to do that than anything in my life. I was winking all the way to the bank. I don't say no very much."
Want the inside track on how Taylor Swift's BFF-minting process works?
Well, you're in luck. Lorde explained the intricacies of the process to Jimmy Fallon during Tuesday night's appearance on The Tonight Show.
Spoiler Alert: It involves Shake Shack and flowers.
Not even Taylor Swift could take away from the real drama on The Voice Tuesday.
The megastar – and Voice Season 7 special advisor – delivered a fierce performance of her latest hit, "Blank Space," during the live elimination show, but even she couldn't overshadow the big question of the evening: Which two artists were going home?
Viewers got their answer at the end of the show, but not before the bottom three artists in the Top 10 performed one final do-or-die song to win this week's Twitter instant save and the final spot in the Top 8 heading into next week.
It was a year marred by painful injuries (bummer about your groin, Alfonso Ribeiro!) and awkward wardrobe malfunctions (pink boas will never mean the same again to Betsey Johnson), but the 19th season finale of Dancing with the Stars Tuesday was no less dramatic.
Ribeiro, who has said he waited 10 years for a moment like this, became the latest amateur to take home the mirror ball trophy. "I cannot believe this!" he told host Tom Bergeron. "I don't even know what to say! These are happy tears!"
"He deserves this so much," added his partner, Witney Carson. "He's one of the most hard-working people I know."
Why be coy?
Appearing on the U.K.'s I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, Kendra on Top star Kendra Wilkinson was asked if, as one of Hugh Hefner's Girls Next Door, she had to have sex with the Playboy mogul.
And how did she end up at the Playboy Mansion in the first place?