Joey Cook has a lot to celebrate.
Quick: How many secretaries has Don Draper gone through over the course of Mad Men?
There's Peggy, there's Megan, there's Dawn, there's Mrs. Blankenship … but that's not even half of the women who have answered Don's phone and helped manage his life.
Stephen Fishbach was the runner-up on Survivor: Tocantins and has been blogging about Survivor strategy for PEOPLE since 2009. Follow him on Twitter @stephenfishbach.
"There's no point in going into a merge if you have somebody who can't be trusted." –Bill Posley, Survivor: One World
What an episode, what a merge and what a season!
Wednesday on Survivor, the season's merge left all 12 players scrambling. Alliances shifted and reformed as each of the variously collared contestants worked to solidify old agreements and form new bonds.
American Idol took it back to the beginning on Wednesday with the Top 9 performing the songs of season 1 winner – and this week's mentor – Kelly Clarkson.
Some contestants stuck close to the original versions (as Nick Fradiani did with "Catch My Breath"), others gave Clarkson's hits an interesting twist (as newly engaged Joey Cook did with "Miss Independent"), but it was Clark Beckham, 22, who gave the performance of the evening.
"I have goosies from head to toe," judge Jennifer Lopez told Beckham after giving him a standing ovation for his rendition of Clarkson's "The Trouble with Love Is," which was featured in the 2003 film Love Actually.
The hands-off rule doesn't seem to apply to biologist Jeremy Wade.
In an upcoming episode of River Monsters – Animal Planet's No. 1 series that returns for a seventh season on April 5 – the show's charismatic host dives into the Okavango Delta in Botswana to not only watch a crocodile but to feel him up, too.