After Shannon Beador's mega-meltdown on last week's The Real Housewives of Orange County", it was only a matter of time before the blood pressure of the other wives was raised.
After the latest shouting match between Beador and Heather Dubrow, which saw Beador storm out of Lizzie Rovsek's beach house party, Beador took a walk with her husband, David, and then apologized to the wives for getting upset.
"I feel as though I got ambushed," said Beador. "I'm human, but I'm not proud of my display of humanness."
In the second episode of The Strain, FX's Outbreak-meets-vampires drama from Guillermo del Toro, Dr. Ephraim Goodweather fears the living and is vexed by the dead who emerge from a downed plane at JFK.
Spreading Christmas fear?
On Sunday night's episode of HBO's The Leftovers, much is revealed about the Garveys' past.
But as for the present, it's the holidays and things are only getting worse.
The episode opens in an austere toy factory, showing a worker building a lifelike baby doll from start to shelf. The toy's later purchased from a Mapleton store, swaddled and placed in the manger of the town's nativity scene.
This week's episode of Botched introduces us to our future reality show obsession, a Madonna impersonator and a woman whose botched surgery made her look like Miss Piggy.
Saaphyri, Reality Rock Star
Saaphyri has the vaguely recognizable face of a reality show lifer. You know you've seen her before in those hours lost to half-watching VH1 (ahem, Flavor of Love), but you can't quite place where.
So why is she visiting Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif? Saaphyri is here to correct a botched surgery that left a prominent dent across her stomach. She wants to reduce her breasts and top it all off with a little lipo as well.
"I need my breasts to be professional breasts, not stripper breasts," she declares. Her previous plastic surgeon sounds like the stuff of legend: After a patient died in his home, he was found murdered at a Frostee Freeze in L.A.