Between the pink sapphires and private planes, Tuesday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a glam slam – but at least Lisa Rinna was keeping it hilariously real.
"To stay relevant, I've had to reinvent myself over and over and over again," said Rinna, who had lunch with her new, 25-year-old "hustler" agent. "I need someone who is working day and f---ing night."
Added Rinna, joking only somewhat dryly about the infamous Depend commercial she did: "I got paid more money to do that than anything in my life. I was winking all the way to the bank. I don't say no very much."
It took no hesitation for Andy Cohen to name his most difficult interview subjects.
"That Teresa and Joe [Giudice] interview was no piece of cake," said the Watch What Happens Live host when the question was put before him during a fan Q&A at the Gilt City Miami launch party at Villa Azur for the just-published The Andy Cohen Diaries, now at the top of Apple's top paid iBook list.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any uglier between Phaedra Parks and husband Apollo Nida, the relationship went from bad to worse on Sunday's The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
"Phaedra is very calculated," said Nida, who is currently serving eight years in prison for bank fraud. "I despise everything about her, but I still love her."
Nida secretly met with an attorney to discuss divorcing Parks – before she could divorce him while he was in jail.
"I don't have anything," Nida told the laywer. "The government's taken everything."
The show must go on.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has always been filled with drama, but Season 5 will likely reach new heights with the addition of soap opera divas Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson.
"If you spend enough time in this town, you know everybody," replied Rinna, smiling through her famed lips.
Continued Rinna about her family and husband, Mad Men actor Harry Hamlin: "It is a trip and a half to raise two teenage daughters … Harry is king. We play along with that. Sometimes I rebel against that."
Apollo Nida dropped a bombshell on Sunday's The Real Housewives of Atlanta when he apologized to Kenya Moore and admitted he lied about her wanting to have sex with him in L.A. last season.
"I apologize to you. It was a lie," Nida said of the allegation that infuriated his wife, Phaedra Parks, last year and made her and many of the wives turn their backs on Moore.
"You don't get what I've been through because of the things you said to your wife," said Moore. "She [said] I did these things, and they believed it. I've never been anyone's whore."
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey not only ended its season and reunion Tuesday night, but it also said goodbye to Teresa Giudice – perhaps forever.
"Do you think this is it for you?" host Andy Cohen asked her.
"Yeah, I think so," said an emotional Giudice, who is scheduled to report to prison on Jan. 5 to serve a 15-month sentence for fraud charges. "You're gonna make me cry, Andy. This is probably gonna be my last reunion."