The Real Housewives of Atlanta had better lines than a Dior gown on Sunday night.
Here's a look at the housewives' best lines (as well as a peek into their lives):
This is not something that a man would do, it's not something that a husband would do, this is something that a queen would do who's being dramatic, and he wants to let me know, woman to woman, that he doesn't give a damn about anything we had together. – Porsha Stewart
The divorce drama between Porsha Stewart and her ex, Kordell Stewart, continued, as the former NFL QB packed up Porsha's belongings, including hastily packed wedding mementos, and shipped them to her mother's house.
Give Vito Scalia an A+ for his proposal to Lauren Manzo, from the planning down to the bling!
Manzo, the daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Caroline Manzo, tells PEOPLE that her beau did everything right on the big day.
"Vito went and got a shave, his eyebrows waxed and a haircut. Then he showed up at 5:30 wearing a sportscoat even though I normally have to force him to dress up," she said.
Joanna Krupa hasn't always been the strong self-confident model viewers have come to know on The Real Housewives of Miami. The Poland native, 34, tells PEOPLE she struggled with an eating disorder when she was trying to make it as a model.
"I gained weight and struggled to lose it quickly in order to pursue my dreams of being a model," she says. "Being 20 years old, I had no idea how to lose weight fast and laxatives were an easy way out."
While Krupa managed to break her unhealthy habits before it was too late, the Bravo star is grateful she's in a much better place.
"Thank God I didn't hurt myself and stopped," she says.
Following a very rough couple of weeks, Camille Grammer says she's doing well – even without the support of her allegedly abusive boyfriend.
"I'm feeling great," the former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tells Dr. Mehmet Oz on The Dr. Oz Show Thursday, just four weeks after undergoing a radical hysterectomy for early stage endometrial cancer.
"Once in a while I'll get a little pain here and there, but I'm walking around," she adds. "I was able to go trick-or-treating with my kids and my life is moving forward and I'm feeling very well."
With all of the drama on Real Housewives of New Jersey, here's some happy news to celebrate.
Caroline Manzo, 52, who confirmed in October that she will not be returning to Bravo's series for a sixth season, announced via her website on Tuesday that her daughter Lauren is now a bride-to-be.
"My baby is engaged!!!" Caroline wrote to accompany a smiley photo of her daughter and fiancé Vito Scalia, with Lauren's ring in full view.
Did she or didn't she?
On Monday's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle and Kim Richards claimed that Lisa Vanderpump "fake-fainted" while training with partner Gleb Savchenko on last season's Dancing with the Stars.
"Some people just aren't cut out for fake faints," said former child star Kim, 49, who joined her sister at her home to watch Vanderpump, 53, dance on the show. Instead, they watched her collapse dramatically to the floor while in the midst of rehearsal.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills proved in the season four premiere Monday night that they still know how to put the "Oh!" in 90210.
The feud between Kyle Richards and Yolanda H. Foster – as well as the simmering tension between Richards and Lisa Vanderpump – continued in the premiere, which centered around a cocktail party Richards, 44, threw at her home to celebrate the centennial of Beverly Hills after joining the city's Chamber of Commerce.
"I don't know exactly what she'll bring to the Chamber of Commerce," Vanderpump, 53, deadpanned, "but we'll see."
The Real Housewives of Atlanta still know how to throw shade better than a total eclipse.
Season six premiered Sunday night, and the wives' weddings, engagements and divorces – along with NeNe Leakes's zingers – took center stage.
Here's what's happening with your favorite Georgia peaches:
She's a self-proclaimed wild witch, who happens to be one of the two fresh faces on season 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Here are five things to know about Carlton Gebbia, who tells PEOPLE her reality experience has been "a great journey for myself to take":
When Omarosa Manigault appeared on her archrival Bethenny Frankel's talk show on Wednesday, confrontation was expected – and viewers weren't disappointed.
The pair – who've been feuding for more than three years since Frankel dismissed The Apprentice star as nothing more than a reality TV villain – didn't hold back. In the segment, Manigault suggested that the reason why Frankel had been successful was because she was white.
"It's different for you and I," she told the talk show host. "I am an African-American woman. You get to walk around and be mediocre and you still get rewarded with things. We have to be exceptional to get anything in this business."