The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was downright spellbinding Monday, as Carlton Gebbia cast a seemingly successful curse on Joyce Giraud after she doubted the self-proclaimed Wiccan's powers.
A day after Gebbia's annual R-rated pool party – a Playboy-esque affair filled with bikini-clad pole dancers, "three-way" candles and tequila shots – Yolanda Foster invited the wives over to help make art to decorate her daughter's room when she leaves for college.
But Gebbia preferred to talk about Kyle Richards instead of painting.
What started as an innocent pajama party escalated into an ugly fistfight – one that looks to have enduring implications – on Sunday's The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
NeNe Leakes organized a "Pillow Talk" relationship party as a sort of fun, free couples counseling session for the wives and their significant others.
Random "How well do you know your mate?" questions were asked, but things began to get heated after Kenya Moore and her best friend, Brandon, arrived an hour late, and all hell began to break loose when the question "Would you judge your husband if he looked at another woman?" was asked.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Apollo Nida, the handsome husband of Housewife Phaedra Parks, has reportedly been charged by federal authorities with bank fraud and identity theft.
Nida was named in a Jan. 21 criminal complaint from the U.S. District Attorney's office, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
The paper reports that Nida allegedly created fake companies and then used access to credit reporting databases to locate individuals whose names he used to fraudulently open bank accounts and obtain loans, authorities claim.
When it comes to their legal troubles, Teresa and Joe Giudice want space.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta went on a wine-tasting trip Sunday, and Kandi Burruss nearly came uncorked when the talk turned to rumors of her fiancé being an opportunist.
"Usually when most people go to wine tastings, they go to taste the wine," said Cynthia Bailey, who arranged the girls trip with NeNe Leakes. "This is not what I had in mind."
Looks like bonding time at its finest.
On Monday, Kim Zolciak shared this sweet Instagram shot of herself cuddling up to one of her newborn twins.
"How I spend my mornings doesn't get any better than this! I rarely get pics of me with the kiddos cause I'm the 'photographer' sooo thx @sweetiehughes for secretly snappin away!" she captioned the photo, which included a nod to her onetime assistant. The former Real Housewives of Atlanta star did not divulge, though, whether it's baby girl Kaia or baby boy Kane she's snuggling in the pic.
After NeNe Leakes learned that Porsha Stewart had moved into her neighborhood without letting her know, she opted to toss Stewart a shade parade rather than a housewarming.
"She hasn't told me, but I'm not surprised," Leakes, 45, fumed on Sunday's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta after learning that Stewart had moved into a huge home just a block from her.
"I was gonna surprise you," Stewart, 31, told Leakes at a trunk show that Cynthia Bailey organized in order to showcase her sister Malorie's custom-made bracelets.
"You don't text, you don't call, you are a bad friend," Leakes yelled. "Period."
It was all about making a mark on Monday's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as Carlton Gebbia got some new ink while Jamie Lee Curtis and Kyle Richards left an indelible impression on Children's Hospital Los Angeles.