Snakes, bats and chanting shamans were just a few of the things in Mexico to spook The Real Housewives of Atlanta on Sunday, but the most frightening encounter of all may have happened when Phaedra Parks walked in on her husband talking intimately to Kenya Moore.
"I do not do snakes, I do not do snakes, I do not do snakes," NeNe Leakes hilariously chanted upon encountering an anaconda, while a hyperventilating Porsha Stewart said, "When you see a snake as big as a building, yeah, I'm scared."
When the snake was picked up and hauled away from them, Parks, 40, said she hoped they were taking it to Jimmy Choo.
What better way to celebrate the season 6 premiere of
The Real Housewives of New York City than to watch Pinot Princess Ramona Singer go shot for shot with sworn enemy Aviva Drescher?
"Wanna do a shot of tequila?" Drescher asked, after having begged Singer to meet her in order to reconcile.
"Is this your first shot?" Singer, 57, replied.
"I feel like I’m losing my virginity," Drescher laughed, adding, "Not that bad … I've swallowed much worse."
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gathered to celebrate the centennial of Beverly Hills, but the Hundred Years' War between Lisa Vanderpump and the wives only escalated.
"I've been under your spell for two years," Brandi Glanville told Vanderpump, who abandoned the ladies in Puerto Rico after Glanville told Kyle Richards that Vanderpump had encouraged her to bring damaging tabloids about her husband to a girls trip in Palm Springs. "Truth is, I'm stronger on my own. I don't ever want to be on the other side of your anger."
Continued Glanville: "With this fight, I finally feel free. I love you, but I'm not part of your game anymore."
The Real Housewives of Atlanta went to Mexico on Sunday's episode, but there was more shade than sun.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, I'm the shadiest of them all," said Kenya Moore, who organized the trip to make amends for helping to turn NeNe Leakes's pajama party into a brawl. Greeting the wives in a bikini and poncho, she announced, "I just want the tequila to flow and everybody to have a good time."
But Moore certainly didn't play the perfect hostess at the welcome dinner, where the focus quickly turned to Porsha Stewart and whether her failed marriage to former NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart had all been a PR stunt.
Ramona Singer is staying strong post-split.
"Ramona is one of those people who, amidst adversity, she triumphs," Real Housewives of New York City costar Aviva Drescher told PEOPLE at Style for a Cause with Cozy's Cuts for Kids and The Max Cure Foundation. "It's incredible: She is solid."
Singer filed for divorce from husband Mario Singer, her husband of 22 years, in January, following reports that she caught him with his girlfriend in the Hamptons.
The housewife is moving on just fine, though.
Seems she had too much magic potion.
While dining with friends at Mastro's Steakhouse on Wednesday night, Carlton Gebbia – the Wiccan member of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – had one too many tequila shots and passed out at the upscale Beverly Hills eatery.
According to TMZ, a 911 call was placed at around 9:20 p.m., and the reality star, who was out cold at her table, was taken out of the restaurant by stretcher and into an ambulance.
The cameras are still rolling despite the Giudice's legal drama.
Even though the reality star plead guilty to four counts of fraud in a New Jersey courthouse on Tuesday, Teresa Giudice will continue to film her hit Bravo show.
"She's currently in production for season six," her lawyer Henry Klingeman told reporters outside the courtroom in Newark.
While it's unclear just how much of a role the fraud case will play in the Real Housewives of New Jersey, the network confirms that filming for the upcoming season is currently underway.
Teresa Giudice has pleaded guilty to four counts of fraud.
Could Ramona Singer and Aviva Drescher's feud be over?
The pair, who battled furiously during last season's Real Housewives of New York City, meet up in a clip from the season premiere. And in an effort to break the ice, Drescher suggests that they do shots.
Noting that Drescher doesn't really drink that much, Singer admits, "I don't know what Aviva's trying to do, what she's trying to pull."