Ellen DeGeneres is getting kinky.
The talk show host stunned her audience Tuesday by revealing she is the actual female lead – Anastasia Steele – in the hotly anticipated erotic thriller Fifty Shades of Grey.
"They're acting like it's Dakota Johnson, but it's not. It's me," DeGeneres teased. "Because no one knows their way around a whip more than me."
Between the pink sapphires and private planes, Tuesday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a glam slam – but at least Lisa Rinna was keeping it hilariously real.
"To stay relevant, I've had to reinvent myself over and over and over again," said Rinna, who had lunch with her new, 25-year-old "hustler" agent. "I need someone who is working day and f---ing night."
Added Rinna, joking only somewhat dryly about the infamous Depend commercial she did: "I got paid more money to do that than anything in my life. I was winking all the way to the bank. I don't say no very much."
Not even Taylor Swift could take away from the real drama on The Voice Tuesday.
The megastar – and Voice Season 7 special advisor – delivered a fierce performance of her latest hit, "Blank Space," during the live elimination show, but even she couldn't overshadow the big question of the evening: Which two artists were going home?
Viewers got their answer at the end of the show, but not before the bottom three artists in the Top 10 performed one final do-or-die song to win this week's Twitter instant save and the final spot in the Top 8 heading into next week.
A day after a grand jury decided not to indict him, Darren Wilson spoke out for the first time about why he shot Michael Brown.
It was a year marred by painful injuries (bummer about your groin, Alfonso Ribeiro!) and awkward wardrobe malfunctions (pink boas will never mean the same again to Betsey Johnson), but the 19th season finale of Dancing with the Stars Tuesday was no less dramatic.
Ribeiro, who has said he waited 10 years for a moment like this, became the latest amateur to take home the mirror ball trophy. "I cannot believe this!" he told host Tom Bergeron. "I don't even know what to say! These are happy tears!"
"He deserves this so much," added his partner, Witney Carson. "He's one of the most hard-working people I know."
Why be coy?
Appearing on the U.K.'s I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, Kendra on Top star Kendra Wilkinson was asked if, as one of Hugh Hefner's Girls Next Door, she had to have sex with the Playboy mogul.
And how did she end up at the Playboy Mansion in the first place?
If Jennifer Aniston invites you to a weekend event these days, you're always going to wonder: Is it a casual thing, or something more?
Something like … a wedding?!
The Horrible Bosses 2 actress, 45, stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday and touched on the topic of wedding planning. And she freely admitted the level of secrecy around it makes it hard for pals – including DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi – and their schedules.
Derek Hough has won Dancing with the Stars a record five times as a pro. But if he's not going to win, he'd rather not even make the finale.
Hough, 29, was paired with YouTube star Bethany Mota this season. And they reached the end of the road Monday, falling just short of the three-team finale despite some brilliant dancing.
But in a way, Hough was okay with that.