Who do you believe, Lisa Vanderpump or Brandi Glanville?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills traveled to Puerto Rico on Monday's episode, but even the turquoise waters couldn't wash away the stink that was created when Glanville decided to tell Kyle Richards exactly what kind of "friend" Vanderpump had been to her.
"Lisa wants to take her down," Glanville said. "Kyle needs to know the truth."
Nearly four years after their messy split, Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian are still at odds – and this time, it's over money.
On Tuesday, Glanville posted on Twitter: "Im not taking cheap shots at my ex in my new book cuz its all true,&now mr fancy new cars&house man is asking ME for child support!"
Glanville, 41, and her ex have two sons, Mason, 10, and Jake, 6.
Talk about a bling ring.
On Monday's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, a peace offering of jewelry from Kyle Richards to Carlton Gebbia ended up putting Lisa Vanderpump squarely in the middle of an escalating war.
After Richards's heated fight with Gebbia in which she called the Wiccan anti-Semitic, Richards asked Brandi Glanville to give her a gold piece that went with the necklace she gave Gebbia at her R-rated pool party.
Although Gebbia, 40, refused the additional bling, it was Vanderpump's intrusion in the matter that ended up angering Richards the most.
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Cast member Yolanda Foster and her husband, David, have put their luxurious Malibu manse on the market.
The price tag? A cool $27.5 million.
Brandi Glanville's tongue may have been swollen from an allergic reaction, but that didn't stop her from spilling the beans to Kyle Richards about her fractured friendship with former BFF Lisa Vanderpump on Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
"I used to get morning phone calls," Glanville revealed on a hike with Richards, who has had her share of issues over the years with Vanderpump. "I'm starting to wonder if I was doing her dirty work."
"Planting seeds," Richards said, referring to the times Glanville has taken on those in Vanderpump's radar.
Oil and water don't mix. And neither do Kyle Richards and Carlton Gebbia.
On Monday's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the two exchanged ugly words, rather than gifts, at an elegant party to celebrate the birthdays of Kyle's husband, Mauricio, and Lisa Vanderpump's husband, Ken.
And it all started over one of the two things a guest should never discuss at a party: Religion.
What would The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills be without yet another claws-out rivalry?
But according to Kyle Richards, she had no idea newbie Carlton Gebbia had any beef with her – that is, until Richards finally watched the show on TV.
PEOPLE caught up with Richards Friday at the Big Game Big Give Super Bowl Party hosted by Alec Baldwin in New York City, where the reality star said she's been keeping up with the show's current season – and admitted to being frustrated with Gebbia.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was downright spellbinding Monday, as Carlton Gebbia cast a seemingly successful curse on Joyce Giraud after she doubted the self-proclaimed Wiccan's powers.
A day after Gebbia's annual R-rated pool party – a Playboy-esque affair filled with bikini-clad pole dancers, "three-way" candles and tequila shots – Yolanda Foster invited the wives over to help make art to decorate her daughter's room when she leaves for college.
But Gebbia preferred to talk about Kyle Richards instead of painting.